Socratic Rock Scrap
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- Android: Advice for pilots when encountering UAP
- Android: Seems sensible.
- Android: Basically, be safe, don't kill your passengers because aliens.
- Iacobus: Yeah, these guidelines work whether or not they are aliens.
- Android: They are good guidelines. Like the pirate code.
- Iacobus: Take what you can, give nothing back?
- Android: Wear fancy hats, fight the Spanish.
- Iacobus: What if you are Spanish?
- Android: Then you fight the British.
- Android: BBL
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- Iacobus: My in-laws are coming into town any minute.
- Iacobus: I guess I should put on pants.
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- Iacobus: Well, I put on pants and saw the in-laws.
- Android: Don't saw the in-laws.
- Android: It makes the saw dirty.
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Android: My money’s on Froghemoth.
Iacobus: Yeah. He seems sturdier. -
Android: I always thought Hitler was working for the greys, didn’t you?
Iacobus: You’d think he’d ally with the Nordics.
Iacobus: Maybe they rejected him.
Android: Nordies are good guys
Android: I guess.
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- Iacobus: EC2 has inexplicably changed the UI of their image selection menu to something that doesn't match any other part of their UI.
- Iacobus: The UI elements are so fat and round that the shit doesn't even properly fit on my giant monitor of doom.
- Iacobus: I wish rustled jimmies on that guy.
- Android: I think you can cast "rustled jimmies"
- Android: It takes a lot of magic units, though.
- Android: What are those called?
- Iacobus: Mana.
- Iacobus: Weirdly derived from "mana from heaven".
- Iacobus: The early days of fantasy involved a lot of bong hits, I think.
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- Android: "You say it like it's a good thing. Bitcoin will NEVER become a viable currency because of this. It will crash hard and the same thing will happen a few more times before people don't want to take the risk anymore. I'm sorry to say it but I think Bitcoin is now toast."
- Android: Nobody knows anything.
- Android: It's completely uncertain whether its a bubble or not.
- Iacobus: It's a bubble.
- Iacobus: I know this.
- Iacobus: Because I'm blowing it from my bubble wand.
- Android: Sounds legit.
- Android: That's what she said?
- Iacobus: It's the American Psycho way.
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- Iacobus: I got my Saddam bucks.
- Iacobus: My wife asked, "Is this a history nerd thing or a mafia thing?"
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- Android: If someone offends you, cut them.
- Android: I know this, 'cause the Bible told me so.
- Iacobus: The Holy Bible.
- Iacobus: Called that because of how many holes were cut in bitches over the course of its making.
- Android: Right.
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- Iacobus: A true stoic would honor the gods and not even care that they're pricks.
- Android: Why, what's in it for the stoic?
- Iacobus: Satisfaction in his manly ability to adhere to duty for its own sake.
- Android: That's dumb.
- Android: Duty for its own sake with no positive outcome yields you nothing.
- Iacobus: Well, stoics are big on duty.
- Iacobus: And duty is defined by social norms.
- Android: Well, social norms are defined by "Soc" Al Norms.
- Android: And he's weird.
- Iacobus: Is he a socialist?
- Android: No, but he's a Soc, not a Greaser.
- Android: That means we need to beat him up at the next rumble.
- Android: Stay gold, pony boy.
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- Android: Why is my code printing this stuff?
- Android: Oh. I told it to.
- Iacobus: Fascist.
- Android: We prefer the term "jackboot-positive."
